QUIZ: Which Campus Dining Location Are You?

Hey there! You've probably taken every Buzzfeed  quiz in existence by this point, so you're in need of a new personality! Luckily enough, The Bystander has the perfect options for you! Take this quiz and find out: which Fordham University at Lincoln Center campus dining location are you?

What do you usually grab as a snack between classes?

1. Curly fries and mozzarella sticks
2. Just an iced tea
3. A sandwich
4. Vietnamese food
5. An overripe banana that’s entirely brown and several stale cookie crumbs

Who is your favorite family member?

1. Your weird nephew
2. Your cool aunt
3. That third cousin you see on holidays
4. That third-cousin twice removed that you met once
5. The weird uncle who sits too close to you at Thanksgiving and LOVES to talk politics

What’s your favorite food?

1. Burgers
2. Pastries
3. Pizza
4. Pasta
5. Leftovers that you can’t quite tell what they are anymore

Pick a dog breed:

1. A golden retriever
2. A shitzu
3. A doberman
4. A shiba inu
5. A chihuahua- oh shit... wait, no, this is just a rat…

Favorite outfit to wear

1. A hoodie and sweatpants
2. Classic button up and khakis
3. A suit or a fancy dress
4. Something from Fashion Week
5. Layering yourself in peanut butter surrounded by starving wolves

Which dessert would you be?

1. A donut with sprinkles
2. A chocolate eclair
3. A slice of cake
4. A chocolate chip cookie
5. A pile of mold. There might be some food in there? Deep down?

What do you want to do when you graduate?

1. Get any job you can
2. Find your dream job
3. Take a gap year around Europe
4. Start your own business
5. Hold hands with the devil and walk straight into the endless void

Answers!

1. Ram Cafe: You got the Ram Café! Trusty and reliable, you’ll always be there for your friends. You’re practical and down to Earth, even if you don’t always make the healthiest choices. You’ve made friends in college that feel they’re lucky to have you, and you’ll definitely foster those relationships for life. You’re a caring person who’s willing to help anyone, and people in your life are grateful for it.
2. Argo Tea: You got Argo Tea! You’re fun and funky, with a bit of a wild side. Your friends always go to you when they’re bored because they know you will always have some great ideas up your sleeve. But you’re also very studious and always prepared. People know that you’re the right person to add to their study group because you’ll liven up homework to the point where it might actually feel fun!
3. Schmeltzer: You got Schmeltzer! You’re the quieter type, a little more mature. Sometimes instead of partying you’d rather stay in and read, or have a few friends over to share some wine and just chill. You’re steady and well adapted to adult life. Your friends, while they don’t number in the hundreds, are all lifelong pals. You’re a logical, calculated person who knows all the right ways to make someone feel loved.
4. Bon Mi: You got Bon Mi! You’re the adventurous type, never one to do something boring twice. Your friends know to seek you out when looking for some thrills. You’re exciting, fun filled, and time spent with you is never boring. Things come to you effortlessly, and you’re always up for a good time. Your friends post college will be dying to see where life takes you, because they know it will be amazing.
5. Dining Hall: You got the Dining Hall? Oh god, are you okay? Maybe you should go to campus counseling services, not that it’s my place or anything. Is it because of midterms season, or are you just… like this? Do you need a hug? Oh, wait, no, I didn’t mean a hug from me, don’t- don’t touch me! No, stay away from me! Leave me alone!