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"The Bachelor: Fordham" In Full Swing
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Not to Burst Your Boiler: An Interview with Fordham's Disgraced Boiler
PictureNapa Valley Tourism Industry Hopes to Lure Lovers of Nature with First Nature-Focused Winery; Complete with Dirt Tastings and Tree Bark Platters.
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Jonathan Van Ness and Michelle Kwan Decide to Co-Parent a Kitten Together
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Border Wall Negotiations: An Unlikely Settlement
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Trump Uses Personal Phone, Grants Russia Access To His SnapMap Location
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Color Spectrum Announces It Will Phase Out Failed Yellow Experiment
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An Update from the Liechtensteinian Nationalist Movement
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Airline Passenger Insists on Finishing or Not Finishing Sandwich Before Boarding Flight
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Justice Amidst Anarchy: Father McShane Refunds Housing Costs Via Dining Hall Swipes
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Do Better, Stacy: White Woman Suddenly Cares About Border Shutdown
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Man’s Axe Spray Attracts Woman He Wasn’t Expecting
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From Googling-Based Work, Local Man Has Earned Googling-Based Break
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Jessica Denies Finsta Follow Request Despite Me Being her Goddamn Day-One
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Dipshit Friend Insists We Walk 20 Blocks Instead of Driving, Thinks We’re Usain Bolt or Something
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Bitter Young Woman Finally Discovers Practical Use For Bud Light Lime
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Trump's Twitter DM's Leaked by an Anonymous Source. (Its us. We did it.)
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Man Spends Commute Hoping Someone Will Ask About His Book
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The Search Engine Search
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​Christ Warriors Take on Halloween, Decide “It's Not Just for Pagans Anymore”
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Carpool Karaoke Mishap Leaves 400 Dead
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Millions of Sperm Rejected from Prenatal Development Academy