Trump Uses Personal Phone, Grants Russia Access to His Snapmap Location

WASHINGTON DC -- White House aides expressed concern that in addition to using a personal iPhone, Trump recently granted Russia special permission to access his location via SnapChat’s Map function.

Trump denies using the personal phone but affirmed his lax privacy settings on the picture messaging app. He tweeted:

“Now I wouldn’t say Russia is my friend - but maybe I would. I don’t know. They are very responsive to my Silly Filters. Streaks Important!”

In response to questions about the online friendship, the Kremlin replied with their SnapChat barcode and a screenshot of a 40 day streak with a user named DonnieBigGuy45.