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Top 10 Hottest Fordham Presidents
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Which line from Michael Cohen's letter to Fordham President Father McShane are you?
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Potential Replacements of the Fordham Ram Mascot
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Students Petition Universities to "Give us a Damn" Break
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Fordham Student Insists That Staying for Summer Session Was Right Decision
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Freshman Says He Doesn’t Need to Join Clubs Because “Chicken Tenders Are My Friends”
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Father McShane Finds Spare Change in Couch Cushions
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The Official Fordham Carpet Alignment Chart
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Student Explains Entirety of Course to Classmate 3 Minutes Before Midterm
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Exactly Who or What Is Fr. McShane?
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Coping with COVID-19: 5 Easy Ways to Beat Quarantine Boredom
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Salad in McMahon Lobby Looking for Good Home
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Unpaid Internship Leads One Student to Job of Her Dreams
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My McKeon Dorm is Haunted by the Robert Moses Plinth
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Statement from The Office of President McShane on U.S. News and World Report Rankings
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The Top Five Flags Banned By Fordham Administration
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Senior’s Body Has Melded With Sweatshirt He’s Worn Since Freshman Year
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QUIZ: Which Campus Dining Location Are You?
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Feral Cat Elected USG President
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FCLC Junior Dubbed “Zoo-Man Bob” Indicted by Animal-Hating Jesuits; Students Protest in Outrage
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Freshman Uses Classmate’s Laptop Stickers to Decide if They Can Be Friends
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Loser Undergrad Spent Summer Vacation Planning What to Order from Argo Tea
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New Ram Statue Already Emotionally Broken by City Life
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Outdoor Plaza To Secede From Lincoln Center And Join Rose Hill Campus Because That’s Where He “Belong[s], Bro”
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Other Freshmen Probably Busy
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Exposed! Beloved Fordham Mascot Caught Two-Timing
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Student Figures It Out: The Dining Hall Is Disliked Because The Food Tastes Bad
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Fordham Student Discovers Miracle Plant Living in Her McMahon Dorm Room
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McShane: “We Still Care The Most About Students Who Don’t Do Anything With Their Lives.”
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Fordham Couples Rejoice! All Staff Members Of Health Center Now Ordained Priests
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My Long-Lost Childhood Ventriloquist Dummy Is My College Roommate
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McShane: “We Care The Most About Students Who Don’t Do Anything With Their Lives.”
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John O’Scrooge, a Changed Man, Anonymously Donates to Fordham’s Emergency Relief Fund
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Privileged Student Amazed to Discover Things Sometimes Hard
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6 Loud Ass Birds That Keep Me Awake All Night
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Security Guard in 140 Building Resorts to Playing Bee Movie Memes to get people to give him some goddamn peace and quiet
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Forlorn Theatre Major Wondering Where His New York Times Profile Is
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Rose Hill Student Elected President
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Timid, Risk-Averse Students Still Endorse Spring Weekend Performer
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Student issues statement on USG president’s statement on Faculty Senate’s statement on the Administration’s statement on the adjunct faculty’s statement
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Edgy FCLC Student Still Hasn’t Realized That Moonlight Won Best Picture
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Student Issues Vote of No Confidence in Herself
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