Student issues statement on USG president’s statement on Faculty Senate’s statement on the Administration’s statement on the adjunct faculty’s statement

Feeling left out of the flood of public statements inundating the Fordham community this week, Fordham College at Lincoln Center (FCLC) sophomore Rebecca Sampson issued her own public statement. The statement is in response to the USG president’s statement responding to the Faculty Senate’s statement, which responded to the Administration’s statement, which responded to the adjunct faculty’s statement.
“With all of these statements going around, I wanted to make sure my voice was heard,” Sampson said. “Whether or not these actually accomplish anything of substance, I don’t really care. If everyone else gets a statement, I want one too.”
Sampson circulated her statement via email and on all social media platforms. It was, however, soon overshadowed and forgotten, when the man running the fruit juice stand outside Lowenstein was provoked to issue his own statement on Sampson’s statement on the USG President’s statement on the Administration’s statement on the adjunct faculty’s statement.