Millions of Sperm Rejected from Prenatal Development Academy

​After what the Gabriella Unified Fertilization District is calling “the most competitive cycle in history,” approximately 249.999999 million sperm have been refused entry to the Fallopian Prenatal Development Academy. “Some people think the college application process is competitive, and I know some parents even stress about preschool submissions, but at least their acceptance rates are comprehensible to the human mind,” said Carl, a male gamete who sought admission to the Oocyte Center, but instead plans to take a gap instant during which he will be vaporized in the vaginal canal. “I don’t know if it really makes sense to jump straight into fertilization from meiosis anyway.” At press time, a new cohort of 250 million applicants were successfully emitted to their safety napkin.