Jessica Denies Finsta Follow Request Despite Me Being her Goddamn Day-One

NEW YORK -- On Tuesday, Jessica Forger (FCLC ‘21, @jessica.forger), posted an Instagram story promoting her second account @messyjessy. Three days have passed and I’ve yet to be approved as a follower despite being by her side since the very beginning.

Fake instagrams or finstas are typically private accounts where young people post personal content viewed only by close friends. Apparently, Jessica does not consider me a close friend even though I’m pretty sure I’m the only friend she has on this godforsaken campus.

After 24 hours, the Instagram story was unavailable to view normally. At this point, Jessica’s new account had 45 followers who probably don’t know what it’s like to be stabbed in the back.

However, the story was available on Jessica’s Instagram Highlight titled “Follow!” which just -- I’m sorry, like ??? um??? Haha like…i tried soooo.what the hell did I DO TO YOU?!